Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

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So far, no one has asked us anything, so we don't have any questions that are "frequently asked." But if you're a pensive person, you might be wondering any or all of the following:


Who invented words?

Actually, every word is just a grunt, invented and modified by primates over many hundreds of generations. Then we invented letters to represent sounds, but it's all just made up. A guy called Shakespeare invented words like 'eyeball'. You can invent your own words, too! Like "squandread." It means wasting your time reading things you don't care about.


Why does Mr. Alan look like Jesus?

That's just a coincidence.


Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

This is true of some loyalty rewards programs, but it is not true of body parts or nun-chucks. You could conceivable go ten years or more without using your nun-chucks, and they should be right where you left them.